Category: Entertainment


Natalia Orlova was in Montreal this November the 11th for a magnificent récital that reeked of nostalgia, sentiment and reverence appropriate for the month of Remembrance and the tradition of “Je Me Souviens”…
Dubbed as “the voice that will conquer your soul” she delivered on all fronts in the most veneered of all surroundings: the Notre-Dame de Montreal Basilica (that we simply dub “La Basilique” of course) in an altruistic compassionate élan for this was not only her first concert for a Canadian audience but it was also a benefit concert for the Children’s Center Mechta (mechta meaning dream.) And this just as the concert was dedicated to World War II veterans as well.
We were there and, despite the distance of our seats and the lighting being not quite favorable to that, we could take some snap shots with the old cell phone if only to illustrate this humble review; now, resolution is never close to perfection with such photography but it will give you an idea of the spectacular mise en scène that surrounded the soul-conquering voice on that magical concert evening…!

As can be read on her own website, Natalia Orlova “is a classical singer and composer from St.Petersburg, Russia” – one who is equally at ease with classical material as with more contemporary sounds, as easily demonstrated by her own compositions (which can be sampled, again, on her website.)

She graduated from the Musical College of Rimskiy-Korsakov as a classical singer and then continued her higher professional education in the Theater Arts Academy on the department of the Musical Theater.
She started to give her first solo performances when she still studied at the second grade of the Musical College. Later she got the first price at the Francophone competition as the song writer for the songs that she composed and performed in French languages. So her first international concerts started in France.
There is no doubt, her vocal range impresses more than one professional of the same field and certainly captivates all music-lover’s heart with her unique way to perform that touches the cords of the soul.
Winner of numerous competitions and festivals both in her native St. Petersburg and abroad, Natalia Orlova has collaborated with several important orchestras such as the State Academic Symphonic Orchestra, The Admiralty orchestra, The Orchestra of the Radio and Television, the orchestra “Peter the Great”, etc…besides that, she also loves to often get involved and participate in charity projects…
Natalia Orlova can employ almost every vocal genres like classical operatic arias, the beautiful Russian folk songs, jazz, chanson, classic romances or romantic ballads of her personal composition.

She sang one of her personal compositions on November 11th, right here:

Наталья Орлова – as her name is truly spelled in her mother tongue – has got an angelic voice indeed. Her demeanor is that of a natural diva too; the way she made her entrance was veritably flamboyant as she walked down the main aisle at the perfect pace, carefully placing each step forward, advancing towards the improvised stage, so as to set the atmosphere for the entire evening which she handled masterfully indeed.

She alternated between classical and lyrical with ease and, after each piece, rousing applause and a few floral bouquets were only fitting as well as entirely required – for the souls of the audience had indeed been conquered by that time!

The lights illuminating the Basilique were alternating between colors most befitting of each piece and it all added to the magical atmosphere already permeating the august walls. With the aid of five local musicians (including the Basilica’s own organ player) Natalia Orlova truly enchanted her audience. The piano, guitar, balalaica and violin only accentuated that enchantment – all instruments perfectly mastered by their respective musician, each so honored to be a part of the event.

So many memorable renditions and pieces: from Novikov’s Nightingales to Zubov’s “Don’t Go Away” – from McCrae’s “In Flanders’ Field” to Schubert’s classical aria “Ave Maria”…! And her own creation too: Natalia Orlova’s own “Birch Tree” – do sample that one in particular on her website, you will be enchanted!

Her singing, heartfelt commentary between two songs and the all-around aura about her tell of a diva different from other divas: one who believes in God sincerely, knows it is a great Gift from Him that she received to be so musically gifted and one who realizes that she has the role, in effect, to bridge the gap between Heaven and Earth with this talent for music.

Her special care and attention to focus upon the souls of the departed soldiers, right from the onset of the concert, was especially touching as much as it was à propos for us here on the TLB Prime Network – even more so, we could say, than her nice gesture to include her magnificent rendition of “ô Canada” as her finale for the evening! Verily, it was another admirable gesture on her part.

Oui, Je me souviendrai toujours… du concert “Je Me Souviens… From Russia With Love” de la DIVA de St-Pétersburg, Natalia Orlova!

Make sure that you click on each and every picture for a few extras both about the concert as from the diva herself. Spaciba!

1910 – back when women kicked major @$$…! How things change in a 100 years, eh…

Aye – twas a fine evening of refinement at the theater; the famed théãtre du Rideau Vert, to be more specific. An evening of fine art.
Or rather an afternoon – not an evening at all, because the dernière (opposite of premiere) of the play was at 4pm – Eastern Standard Time!

And the play was… bitter Gorki (boy – that is redundant! But purposefully so – so it goes!) revisited by Russian metteur en scène extraordinaire Alexandre Marine’s version of VASSA! Of course – who better than a Russian to adapt and modernize another Russian’s masterpiece? And, I must say, the old Mariner of the stage did a masterful modernized adaptation of this classic – and just in time for its 100th anniversary too! (100th anniversary – and third collaboration between him and the stage diva of the stage that stars in it!) An adaptation so innovative too, different from previous takes on it in so many ways…

Of course the entire enterprise is well-served by a cast that is as colorful Éas it is well-trained; starting with the matriarch herself, perfectly embodied by the local diva of the Canadian stage (on the Quebec side, anyhow) Sylvie Drapeau! From there, Marine found all the suitable thespians to surround her solidly and effectively: Catherine De Léan, Jean-François Casabonne, Marc Paquet, Hubert Proulx and Evelyne Brochu, to name but them.

It was not difficult to see the reason why, mid-way through this run, Sylvie Drapeau had to take a few days rest, on doctor’s orders. For it is indeed a very physical play in which virtually everyone on stage has to get physical at some point or another: dance numbers, so many elaborate choreographies worthy of a music video that have to be repeated day after day, not to mention the fight scenes and other types of physicality as well… (On two occasions, at least, the matriarch Vassa is found slamming her hands hard on the wooden table visibly made of massive oak. On another occasion, earlier in the play, she smashes a tea cup with a hammer that appears in her hands out of nowhere! She slaps her daughter-in-law, her maiden servant and her son on three different altercations. She wrestles with her lover, trying to wrangle free of his strong arms as he lifts her effortlessly – aye, I was impressed by the strength of the stocky goateed man! But that is another story… In the near finale, with all characters on stage, it looks like a battle royale as a brawl erupts and the deformed nephew is found kicking his promiscuous uncle into oblivion! ‘Tis a very violent play, I tell you; or rather Marine’s adaptation focuses on the violence more than others ever did before! But I am digressing now… Yet again…) All this to say that, most certainly, all of this extra exercise added to the already exhausting mental gesticulation of having to memorize and articulately deliver each and every line, every single time, it had to be more than enough to drain Mrs. Drapeau of all of her creative energy – for a time! At least long enough to justify “le repos forcé” and the cancellation of a handful of représentations… (More than two – as many as five, or so I heard through the grapevine…?)

I sincerely doubt that the play was delivered every bit as well as it was on October the 16th – especially on premiere night, the actors must have been still at phase one of fine tuning their roles. The characterization was only planned out at that stage – not put in use in any other context than one of a repetition. After weeks of this fine tuning process, they can only improve with each performance. On the final evening (or afternoon, yes) the best had to come out; due to both factors.

Thus I sincerely hope that they videotaped the performance that I saw live, on October 16th, with my beloved spouse. It was, verily, a fine evening of the arts – in the afternoon, granted, but everyone could have an early dinner for that fact! And an earlier Saturday night brewski for that matter – but that is another story… again!

‘Tis 10/10/10, folks!

Just like last year when we had 9/9/9… And the year before that saw us have an 8/8/8… And before that we had the magnanimous 7/7/7, of course… And the ominous 6/6/6 before that… And of course, before all that we had been prepared psychologically with the 5/5/5s through 1/1/1s…! And still, all this is not to mention that in the next two years, we will have an 11/11/11 and a 12/12/12 too (watch out for that one, folks!)

You get the idea!

These once-in-a-lifetime dates that we have been living in for the past decade are always golden occasions to verse apocalyptic on you – so why not indulge them all, apocalyptically indeed, even at the risk of becoming dangerously (and did I mention apocalyptically) redundant… hmm?

How better, I ask thee, than to indulge in music and stunning (dare I add… apocalyptically stunning too?) visuals, all merged chaotically enough on videoclips for our viewing pleasure, delight and collective fright as well?

Alas, not all appropriately apocalyptic videos are embeddable- but just enough of them (10) are and, barring any future unavailability due to the enforcing of youtube rules against copyright violations, they should still be in the near future. Apocalyptic videos such as this one:

If future apocalyptic conditions prevent the viewing of any of the videos linked above or embedded below – well, it really will not matter anymore, now will it?

Therefore, enjoy viewing – while you can!

And remember – God Is An Astronaut. So do not fret over the prospect of being blown to smithereens as in this video – so much cosmic particules that will scatter all over the universe – because, well, we will just go back to the place we came from, right? We are all made of stars, hmm?

And we will fall onto capable hands then!
At last!

(Yes – that was a jab at all of our incompetent governments – combined!)
;)

The wrath’s gonna fall on you all right – or the sun will!

And, in the meantime, do not be afraid to go against the grain – even if they say that you’re going backwards! We’re all fading away, no matter what we do – hence, it *truly* doesn’t really matter anyway!

Do not let all that fading away into nothingness and oblivion discourage you too much, though – puh-leeeeze…!

That’s right, folks: do *not* stop believing – indubitably!
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It came to my attention that, in my state of ubiquitous luminescence across the world wide web, I have garnered a multi-faceted aura that mirrors quite faithfully both my multi-sided personality as also my amazing ability to indulge in multi-tasking! ;)
That is all well, fine and dandy with me – since I wanted it that way from the very beginning! Who do you think uploaded all those luminous visualizations of moi in the first place… hmm? Here are just a few of these…


As a matter of fact, TLB Prime has, from time to time, showcased some of these pics already…
In the right corner here, a digitalized version of Young Luminous Me…! Or, as I like to call it, Luminoso En Herbe! ;) Herbal teas now – no pot for me! It is currently subbing for me on MySpace.Com, i.o.w. my Luminous Space on MySpace! Below, we find another allusion to my luminous corporeal form – I like to call that one “Luminous After Dark”! ;)




However, as much as it is all out there and, essentially, all over the place (forgive the Dylanism) – I seem to have lost one, at the front! :(
No battles are waged without casualties, as you well know…
The former profile pic I had put up at one of the fiercest battlegrounds I know (second only to sports-related message boards) was replaced by the one pic at the top left that represents the luminous early years
I give it back to you, here and now, complete with the caption that I added to it, on a day like today; when throwing a fit…! ;)
And then there is always this sketch that may well be my portrait… By the ever-talented Anonymous Artist…

And yes, to those in doubt, I will confirm that I am the star of my own world – just like you are the shooting one of yours! So shut your yap and admire my luminous logo once more now… *LOL*
Nota Bene: It is strongly suggested and even luminously recommended to play the following song as you peruse the visuals of this post – for a complete luminous experience! Thank You! ;)

persuaders theme
http://stat.radioblogclub.com/radio.blog/skins/mini/player.swf

Two more faces of Luminous for you, TLB fans… (*lol*)

Lifeform Used for Masterful Infiltration, Nocturnal Observation and Ultimate Sabotage

Lifeform Used for Calculation, Immediate Assassination and Nocturnal Observation

Very fascinating choice of words generated by the ”cyborg namedecoder” there (hmm – maybe I am a Terminator-type yet! *lol*)
I am most proud about the immediacy of certain alleged activities there – though purported to be a part of my ”agenda” and totally unfounded claims, I am nonetheless of the opinion that, if assassination should be attempted, it needs to be an immediate, swift action – yes! No beating around the bush with THAT! *LOL*
As for the sabotage – alas, it is self-inflicted most times here… :(
We are our own worst enemies – don’t you all know that yet?
The Adversary can only succeed in tying us in that department…
But that is yet ANOTHER umpteenth story – yes!
For another blog – and another time!
As for here and NOW…

Aww, let’s provide my luminous fans with yet MORE depictions of their adored, adorable and adoring Luminous Luciano (adoration is a two-way street too!)

May the REAL Luminous Luciano please stand up
- and shine on!
;)

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NOTA BENE:
I do not know why WordPress is like this – yet – but I invite you all to simply have a look how much more comprehensive Blogger is towards external sources of HTML (such as the radioblogclub music player widget or either “cyborg” version of me that simply do not show up back there anymore…!)

Because, over there, (most if not exactly) all that HTML produces concrete results; results that will not replicate here, somehow… For whatever reason it is… Just have a look here.

 

Quote  Celebs : Gossip : PaparazzoHurtsNicolesFeelings

Gee… is it just me or is msn space unnecessarily glitzy, complicated-looking and all-around… bizarre, so bizarre?!?

*LOL*       But I digress, yes…

Blogging about some news item found on msn.com is not fun anymore –

as it does not come over HERE with the tiny pic and headline automatically

- or so it appeared to be the case now, the last few times I tried it anyway…!

Thanks a lot, Bill!  Now go fight AIDS or something – on your Don Quixotian trip!

Altruistic publicity campaign, that’s what it is…  BUY WINDOWS – WE CARE MORE!

HA.

 

And as for Nicole Ritchie’s feelings… Hello?  Is it Lionel you’re looking for?

Get it… one of his hits… PAPA, not any PAPARAZZO off the street now…!

(Too bad we didn’t get a pic here – Nicole R in tears, the big mean Paparazzo snapping pictures away…!

Okay – enough of that now!)

 

Paparazzi are entitled to hurt pampered rich & famous airheads in my estimation –

what they are NOT allowed to do is chase them until they DIE in a car crash!

Nuff said.

 

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‘Lady in the Water’ is magical

eTalk’s Zain Meghji sits down with the spooky cast of ‘Lady in the Water,’ a dark and mysterious mystery from M. Night Shyamalan. He finds out if the cast has found their life’s purpose.

Their lives’ purpose – eh?  You mean, to be their director’s live puppets?

Liam Neeson knew so much when he was playing Qui-Gon Jinn…  He was uncle George’s puppet, for all intents and purposes!  Yeah, I know; that is another story!

But really now, all I could think of, while viewing this interview, was… what a shame that they DYED the natural redheadedness of the actual Lady In The Water – actress Bryce Dallas Howard – for that latest SPIDER-CRAP film, when she was sooooo miscast as the very blonde Gwen Stacy…

Bet you all you would want that they WOULDN’T commit such a crime if miss Howard was playing the part of Mera in some AQUAMAN movie (and, by the way, said movie would not feature an unknown with dark hair and an annoying smirk perpetually tattooed on his face as the lead and title character; Bryce would be playing the Sea Queen opposite a Sea King true to form, in other words blond!  And gruff!  Paul Walker with hair extensions and a beard is more like it – pass it on to your Entourage…)

The Entourage kid (whatsisname again) could still appear in the BIG FILM though (let’s not be like the WB people who held their Smallville boy back and gave a NEWCOMER the prized and touted role of Superguy in the summer film release… hmph!)

I see the Entourage Kid (what IS his name?!?) portraying AQUALAD though (he’s a natural for it; he’s got the afro for it!) - and being the first and, most probably, only real casualty in the epic!

Ah – and I want to see Marky Mark, Alan Moore, Bob Costas, Dave Chappelle, Tim Burton and a few other detractors make "significant cameo appearances" too – being crushed by a huge killer whale, one at a time!  (The running gag factor the film could use…)

It’s either that – or AQUAMAN giving them all a seizure, one at a time, with his "fish talking mental powers" as the detractors call it…!

The first alternative has us going with the "proven" campy approach – the one that made Joel Schumaker’s BATMAN & ROBIN such a kitschy, pathetic instant "unclassic" that everyone except "the refrigerator/terminator" Mr. Freeze aka Ah-nold is utterly ASHAMED to have been a part of…

The second alternative (mental or really telepathic/telekinetic/psychic powers gone WILD AND LETHAL) has us going with the "ATLANTIS KICKS YOU-KNOW-WHAT" and takes no prisoners approach!  It s MY prefered approach too, of course!  After all, there most probably was an ATLANTIS – but there sure as heck is no Gotham City – much less a planet Krypton!

And all this with the enchanting presence of as support from the ravishing Bryce Dallas as… Mera, Queen of the Seven Seas!

(Sea) Food for thought… 

 

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iDivertissement – Madonna et la provocation

Depuis ses débuts, Madonna s’est démarquée en usant de l’art de la provocation. Voyez la madonne choquer, encore et encore.

 

 

Oh yes – unquestionably - SHE LIKES TO PROVOKE!  However she makes a whole lot of sense sometimes… there are quite a few things that she said over the years in interviews that resonated with even MOI – I will not quote ad verbatim but paraphrase because that is always what I do!  So – sue me, willya?  Or rather DON’T! 

She stated that she did not care if some viewed her as being "on top" as she believes that "this is all (an) illusion"

She furthered that by stating that, though "it is not easy to say those things", she admits that "success, fame, fortune, beauty DO NOT bring happiness"

I must interject here and state my own "opin" that YOU, Veronica Electronica or Esther or whichever name you prefer now, do not have beauty as much as you have SEX APPEAL.  Beauty I see in dames such as Cindy Sheehan, Lady Di, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, that actress turned nun who kissed Elvis in her short-lived cinematic career… whatshername again… damn, forgot!  It’ll come back to me…  I see beauty in Sister Lucia and Mother Teresa too!  And 1001 other "ordinary women" yes!  I see beauty in women who do good… without provoking so much!

And if they provoke, it is the status quo and passivity of society in order to make things CHANGE… FOR THE BETTER!

If only you were more like that – and became sort of a "madonna of kabbalah" in the process!

Whoo-oh… what blasphemy there!  *LOL*

But I digress…

She also once said, in re: provoking – "I have this strange and unexplainable drive to".  Hmm… I’ve my theories on the WHY of that strangeness!    Thinking

Another thing that I liked to hear her say was that people have trouble seeing a "whole being" there – complete with both a good side and a dark one, or a wild streak as it may be…  Then again, she said that after inferring that she was an "icon".  You’re the biggest star of them all at what you do, sure – but stars such as you are ephemeral!  Thought you’d said so yourself…!  

And I will admit that she was cute when she said "I will not stop… I will not shut up" – cute in an irreprehensible childish way!     Eye-rolling

Likewise, she does like Édith Piaf and vows not to regret anything she’s ever done…  I thought you were only into mimicking blonde legends such as Marilyn!?  And Piaf’s nemesis, Line Renaud!  (Well, she was that in Piaf’s mind anyway…! But that is another story!)  Anyhow…  admitting "I made a mistake"  (and the clip showing in the montage of interviews I saw here when you were saying these words was that of you and Britney locking lips!) and *regretting it* should go hand in hand…  Your dichotomy of those two things is inexplicable to my eyes, Ciccone girl…  I will state though that the mistakes that you should regret are those that you committed in your private life, not so much on mock shows of misplaced affection on stage…

And then there is the NAME… the stage name, granted…

"Madonna" – the name still bothers me after aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall these years…  You sure can provoke TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT REACTIONS ALL AT ONCE IN YOUR AUDIENCE!

I’d summarize it like this:  my peeps hate to love you… but they sure do get mesmerized by you!

 

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